1. gofindsomewhere:

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    A my-favourite-hockey-players-may-or-may-not-be-about-to-retire-in-the-near-future inspired playlist (based solely on the titles of the songs and so might not make a ton of sense if you know what the songs are about whoops):

    1. Counting The Days – Good Charlotte

     
  2. 12:42

    Notes: 111

    Reblogged from ryanvoid

    Tags: this is so.wowaccuratein so many ways

    boomtubecomics:

The Gang Kills Deadpool
By Angela Kucera
Everyone wants a Deadpool movie. Literally everyone, even your grandmother, who has never heard of a Deadpool but knows she wants a movie about it. Babies are being born saying “if I don’t get my Deadpool movie soon I’m going right the fuck back up there I swear to god”.
I don’t know when or why this started. Was it the terrible Deadpool in the first Wolverine movie (Wolverine Origins aka Wolverine, as opposed to Wolverine 2 which was THE Wolverine)? Was it the general boredom with gritty but righteous superheroes (because god save us from another “I have a city to save WHERE ARE THE DRUGS I am gonna murder the shit out of the last member of my race” superhero movie)? Because that I understand.
But what I really don’t understand is what sort of Deadpool movie people think they are going to get. Do they think they’ll get some wacky, actually accurate movie? Or do people really want some sort of gritty, dark “I am so full of man-pains and troubles that this spandex suit can barely contain them” mess (see: Man of Steel, assuming you replace spandex for Kryptonian spandex/leather hybrid).
So here’s the Deadpool movie I’m proposing, based on my extensive knowledge of the character (read: I’ve seen some stuff on the internet and I hear he really likes food trucks):
Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly as Deadpool, in an Office-style “breaking the fourth wall” thing where he works in a taco truck. Minimal superheroing, because let’s be realistic here: any superheroing that Deadpool does is accidental. He’s not a superhero, he’s a special magic man in a suit who likes doing disgusting things (Charlie work), making nonsense (hornets in a box), and probably writing weird plays. Hell, Wade Wilson probably eats cat food when nobody’s looking, we don’t know!

That’s the sort of Deadpool movie the world needs. Not another “OH GOD THE TRAGEDY AND THE PUNCHING” spectacle, not another “LOOK HOW MUCH WE QUIP HAVE WE QUIPPED EVERYONE TO DEATH” (+punching) extravaganza. Just a regular nonsense movie, like some sort of Super Troopers meets The Brave and the Bold meets It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia mess that has no real plot beyond “this man is ridiculous, how can we best showcase the fact that he is his own Infinity Gem of nonsense?” There are enough gritty, sad superhero movies thanks to DC. The current run of Marvel movies has the market cornered on “+10 punching, +25 heart”, so that role is filled. But both of those leave a giant, gaping void that a nonsense Deadpool movie would fill: the fact that superheroes are ridiculous creatures. They’re people (and aliens, and robots, and mutants) who run around in spandex and punch danger in the face. The fact that there’s no ridiculous silliness in there, is leaving out the best part of comics.
I’m not saying that a Deadpool movie shouldn’t have fighting or witty dialog, I’m just saying that the focus of the movie shouldn’t be either of those things. The focus should be on the fact that Deadpool himself is absolutely ridiculous, and the best things to see him do are perfectly normal things.
Picture buying a soda from Deadpool. Deadpool checking your coat somewhere. Deadpool fitting you for a bra. Any of those things is better than whatever garbage-filled punch-a-thon Ryan Reynolds (god bless his abs) would shit out. Ryan Reynolds wants to be Deadpool, he wants to bring that to the screen, but he doesn’t have the necessary qualities to do it. He’s not ridiculous. He’s muscles and frowning faces and terrible Green Lantern-ness.  
Ryan Reynolds would never do this, and this is what Deadpool needs, this is what Deadpool is:

    boomtubecomics:

    The Gang Kills Deadpool

    By Angela Kucera

    Everyone wants a Deadpool movie. Literally everyone, even your grandmother, who has never heard of a Deadpool but knows she wants a movie about it. Babies are being born saying “if I don’t get my Deadpool movie soon I’m going right the fuck back up there I swear to god”.

    I don’t know when or why this started. Was it the terrible Deadpool in the first Wolverine movie (Wolverine Origins aka Wolverine, as opposed to Wolverine 2 which was THE Wolverine)? Was it the general boredom with gritty but righteous superheroes (because god save us from another “I have a city to save WHERE ARE THE DRUGS I am gonna murder the shit out of the last member of my race” superhero movie)? Because that I understand.

    But what I really don’t understand is what sort of Deadpool movie people think they are going to get. Do they think they’ll get some wacky, actually accurate movie? Or do people really want some sort of gritty, dark “I am so full of man-pains and troubles that this spandex suit can barely contain them” mess (see: Man of Steel, assuming you replace spandex for Kryptonian spandex/leather hybrid).

    So here’s the Deadpool movie I’m proposing, based on my extensive knowledge of the character (read: I’ve seen some stuff on the internet and I hear he really likes food trucks):

    Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly as Deadpool, in an Office-style “breaking the fourth wall” thing where he works in a taco truck. Minimal superheroing, because let’s be realistic here: any superheroing that Deadpool does is accidental. He’s not a superhero, he’s a special magic man in a suit who likes doing disgusting things (Charlie work), making nonsense (hornets in a box), and probably writing weird plays. Hell, Wade Wilson probably eats cat food when nobody’s looking, we don’t know!

    That’s the sort of Deadpool movie the world needs. Not another “OH GOD THE TRAGEDY AND THE PUNCHING” spectacle, not another “LOOK HOW MUCH WE QUIP HAVE WE QUIPPED EVERYONE TO DEATH” (+punching) extravaganza. Just a regular nonsense movie, like some sort of Super Troopers meets The Brave and the Bold meets It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia mess that has no real plot beyond “this man is ridiculous, how can we best showcase the fact that he is his own Infinity Gem of nonsense?” There are enough gritty, sad superhero movies thanks to DC. The current run of Marvel movies has the market cornered on “+10 punching, +25 heart”, so that role is filled. But both of those leave a giant, gaping void that a nonsense Deadpool movie would fill: the fact that superheroes are ridiculous creatures. They’re people (and aliens, and robots, and mutants) who run around in spandex and punch danger in the face. The fact that there’s no ridiculous silliness in there, is leaving out the best part of comics.

    I’m not saying that a Deadpool movie shouldn’t have fighting or witty dialog, I’m just saying that the focus of the movie shouldn’t be either of those things. The focus should be on the fact that Deadpool himself is absolutely ridiculous, and the best things to see him do are perfectly normal things.

    Picture buying a soda from Deadpool. Deadpool checking your coat somewhere. Deadpool fitting you for a bra. Any of those things is better than whatever garbage-filled punch-a-thon Ryan Reynolds (god bless his abs) would shit out. Ryan Reynolds wants to be Deadpool, he wants to bring that to the screen, but he doesn’t have the necessary qualities to do it. He’s not ridiculous. He’s muscles and frowning faces and terrible Green Lantern-ness.  

    Ryan Reynolds would never do this, and this is what Deadpool needs, this is what Deadpool is:

     
  3. 12:38

    Notes: 71

    Reblogged from gunnoises

    Tags: lifespiration

    angieficent:

    favorite maleficent scenes (2/?

    "Maleficent, please don’t do this, I’m begging you."

     
  4. 12:19

    Notes: 1193

    Reblogged from archiemcphee

    Tags: holy coolartneat

    archiemcphee:

    Awesome Anamorphic Artwork isn’t restricted to walls, floors and sketchbooks. There’s a whole amazing subset that, instead of having the viewer stand in just the right spot, requires looking at flat image or sculpture reflected in a cylindrical mirror in order to see it properly.

    Last month the folks at Bored Panda assembled a fascinating collection of 23 examples of this mind-bending art form. Here you see pieces by István Orosz, Jonty Hurwitz, Vera Bugatti and Awtar Singh Virdi respectively.

    Click here to view the entire post.

    [via Bored Panda]

     
  5. 12:02

    Notes: 46375

    Reblogged from ruinedchildhood

    Tags: she is everything

    Nicki Minaj’s Reaction…

    (Source: ricardosminaj)

     
  6. 11:54

    Notes: 6529

    Reblogged from modelingschool

    Tags: yasimportant

    quantumfemme:

    mara-passio-passion:

    Work in progress - Bath Scum

    Mara Passio

    Part of the Femme Fae series.

    Featuring Kristina.

    More shots.

    omfg
     
  7. 12:11 15th Sep 2014

    Notes: 11517

    Reblogged from eisenbergandelephants

    Tags: this is magical

    drewbeh:

    i spent too much time on this

     
  8. verisimilis:

    This is so aesthetically satisfying. 

    (Source: 99percentinvisible)

     
  9. 11:40

    Notes: 143

    Reblogged from ryanvoid

    Tags: yas

    k-a-t-i-e-:

    Tom Waits, 1988

    by Peter Anderson

     
  10. 11:37

    Notes: 49520

    Reblogged from wsswatson

    Tags: minaj

    pleasebboy:

    Her Minajesty

    Nicki Minaj by Jeff Bark

    Styled by Robbie Spencer

     
  11. 11:31

    Notes: 172

    Reblogged from pilgrim--soul

    Tags: crying

    incorrectdraculaquotes:

    Jonathan: You read my diary?

    Mina: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.

     
  12. 01:46

    Notes: 109

    Reblogged from underthe-corktree

    underthe-corktree:

    you are never too cool for fall out boy

     
  13. 20:24 10th Sep 2014

    Notes: 39099

    Reblogged from superbat-infinity

    Tags: awww

    door:

#they all fly off dramatically and it’s so epic and then there’s bruce light jogging his way to the giant monster
     
  14. 15:40

    Notes: 1080

    Reblogged from superbat-infinity

    fabula-unica:

    why-i-love-comics:

    Superman Secret Files and Origins - “Superman is Weak!”

    written by Devin Grayson 
    art by Ariel Olivettie

    The eternal answer to the even more eternal “who wins” question: Diana. Always, Diana. 

     
  15. 15:32

    Notes: 157314

    Reblogged from superbat-infinity

    Tags: yasworlds finest

    gidjun:






*My Heart Will Go On plays*

    gidjun:

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    *My Heart Will Go On plays*